Last Night I Had the Strangest
Dream
or
Family Secrets
by
George Brose
The old lady’s body was stuffed in
the trunk of my car, and I was driving almost in a trance trying to decide
where to get rid of it, when I saw a young man most anxiously signaling for a
lift somewhere. I was in a suburb in the
Pacific Northwest near a town not to be named for my own protection in this matter. He seemed very well dressed to be on his way
to school on that bright May morning. My
allergies from the annual pollen assault were really acting up as I looked
through watery eyes, and for an unknown reason I slowed and offered him a
ride. I mean if you were in my kind of predicament, body in the boot, would you be stopping for
strangers?
He hopped in and thanked me in a
very polite sort of way and said he was heading for school and was a bit
late. It was his last day, and
graduation was that evening and that was why he was wearing a coat and
tie. He had been with two other boys his
age, but they disappeared when I pulled over.
“What
about your buddies?” I asked.
“Oh,
they go to school in this district. I go
another five miles from here, but my mom had to go to work early this
morning. She usually drives me, but she
was already late, and she didn’t want to risk losing her job at the cafeteria.”
“Why
don’t you go to school in this district where you live?”
“It’s
a long story, but to make it short, I dropped a pass in a football game.” he replied.
“That’s
not a big deal.” I chucked in. Lot’s of passes get dropped in a season.”
“Not
the one that cost your team a shot at the state championship.” the kid shot
back. “I took so much grief for that
from the coaches, my teammates, the school principal, my girlfriend, even my English teacher, that I
quit school. Mom talked me into going
elsewhere. That’s why I’m heading down
the road to my new school. That was two
years ago. Tonight I’m graduating and my mom will be there.”
“What
about those two guys who were with you?”
“Oh,
those guys. We’ve been friends since
kindergarten. They never abandoned
me. We’ll be friends for life. But they stayed on at my old school.”
“Okay,
I’m beginning to understand.” I said
through watering eyes.
“Did
you play any more football at your new school?”
“Actually,
I did.” The boy replied. “It took me some time to build up the nerve
to go back to the game. And my
reputation followed me even to the new school.
But my mom showed me the meaning of courage, raising me on her own, so I
tried again. This time I decided to play
defense so I wouldn’t cost my team anymore touchdowns. I even made a few interceptions and a couple
of colleges are interested in my playing for them next year.”
“So
where are you going to college?”
“I’m
not. I need more life experience before
I pay money and my time to decide what I want to do in life. Right now I think I want to write. But I need things to write about that are
beyond the classroom. If I just read
other peoples’ views of life, I’ll never be able to differentiate those things
on paper from my own life. Maybe if I go up to Vancouver I can get work
on a fishing boat. Make my way up to
Alaska, work with a crew, experience a Pacific storm. Then I’ll have something to write about.”
“I
think you know more than most people already.”
was all I could add to the conversation.
Then I thought about my own predicament with the old lady in the trunk
only a few feet behind us. What was she
doing there?
To be honest,
she was a crook, and I had been her acolyte in the drug trafficking game for
several years before I struck out on my own.
Then when things were not looking too lucrative for me I decided to try
extorting money from her, knowing her penchant for setting aside some of her
profits for the future. She was always
talking about those wealth management ads on TV, but I never paid much
attention. So the day before I picked up
my hitchhiker, I had gone to the old lady’s house to make some threats and see what
it would get me. Thought she might have
something stashed under the bed. But it
didn’t work out. That’s not how wealth management operates. Instead she choked on the burrito she was
eating and I tried applying CPR rather than the Heimlich maneuver, and she croaked on the kitchen table. Thanks be to Jesus
her bodyguard had called in sick that evening.
“So
your mom raised you? She must be
something else. She got a name?”
“Yeah, Raven Willoughby.” the young man said
proudly. “She works at the cafeteria at
the local community college.”
That
answer hit me a good six inches below the beltline. I knew Raven Willoughby in a way that I might
well be this young man’s father. And the
old lady in the trunk must be his maternal grandmother.
“And
she’s raised you all alone? Where was
your dad?”
“Don’t
know. She never mentioned him. And I don’t care to know. And we’re about to get to the high school, Sir. You can drop me off at the next
corner. Thank you so much. I really appreciate your kindness and for
listening to my story.”
“Good
luck to you in the future….” I almost
said , ‘Son’.
I
looked for the next ramp off the parkway where I planned to head to a ferry
taking me over to an island. I thought I knew a place there to dump a body
that the tides would take out to sea.
A
few years later, I heard on the radio that a John Willoughby, my namesake, had
been shortlisted for the Booker Prize.
Done in by a burrito....a fun story
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